Random Entertaining Nonsense

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

“They threatened me to do the shower scene or else they’d burn all my glow-in-the-dark socks that I got from the swap meet. That’s why I looked quite angry in it. And you know, I love my socks, they’re the most comfortable things to have in life.”

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Benedict Cumberbatch (source)

CLICK THE SOURCE I’M DYING

(via batched)

(Source: galifianafuck, via benedizzle-cumberwubwubwub)

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

(via emmablack202)

(Source: justcannibalthings, via anoldfriendfordinner)

(Source: riddleharry, via makalaonlife)

cumber-porn:

annyskod:

‘Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other’

You didn’t even try,Sherlock.

Oh & don’t forget the bag of thumbs!

(via sociopathinatardis)

cumberqueen:

Like I always say - only trust reliable sources. [X] I am glad I can debunk that false imdb information.

(via acciobenedictcumberbatch)

reapersun:

wehhh Hannibal

~~i mostly just wanted to draw a gross deer~~

(via chrisynova)

“One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.”

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Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via rosenlaui)

This is why he’s not allowed to go shopping without Martin Freeman. He does this

(via tiger-in-the-flightdeck)

Lol oh my god dying from the cute

(via jupitereyed)

(Source: galifianafuck, via sketchlock)

screwsociety:

stabbygrass:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.

t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s

boobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.

what the fuck did you just do to my simple post

(via chrisynova)

angelwingkayla:

Will and Hannibal practice sketches…

(via anoldfriendfordinner)

forsciencejohn:

hey arthur conan doyle, happy birthday! thanks for bringing sherlock holmes into the world!

(via territorialcreep)

dontblink-neverlookaway:

supernaturalsuperfreak:

the-aloha-wolf:

fuckinghannibal:

timelordblogging:

I don’t believe we have properly introduced the Hannibal Fandom to the neighborhood. So the Whovians would like to welcome the Fannibals

-The Doctor Who Fandom

Cheers

- The Hannibal Fandom

It’s nice having friends for dinner.

The Supernaturalists would like to invite you to have pie with us anytime.

- The Supernatural Fandom

As long as we are not in the pie.

This cannot be guaranteed

(via runaeveena)

me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-

me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic